Monday, November 26, 2012

"Walkin In A Doggie Wonderland"

(Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)

Dog tags ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening!
It's yellow, NOT white, I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree?  That's my fragrance!
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY property,
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
Following the classical design..
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine, mine, mine!

Straight from me, to the fence post,
Flows my naturally incense boast!
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."

(From the Northern Calif Dachshund Club "Teckel Teller" as submitted by Laura Eckard, Dec 1998)

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