Sunday, October 7, 2012

Funny of the Week

Man Receives A Very Strange Call

Police in Orem, Utah, say a man who thought he was getting a call from a burglar had actually gotten a call from his dog.  Authorities in the community south of Salt lake City say the man alerted police Wednesday after he received a phone call from home on his cellphone.  They say the man heard banging and scratching noises on the line and figured it was an intruder.  Police went to the man's home but didn't find anything.  The man later called officers and told them he figured out the mystery:  His dog had grabbed the home phone's receiver and apparently hit the redial button while burying it in the backyard.

In The News

A Minnesota man napping on a hiking trail awoke to find a large black bear looming over him and licking his face.  John S, 26, says he was dreaming that a playful dog was licking him.  "I opened my eyes, and there was a bear on top of me with its face in my face," John said.  "I kind of opened my eyes and gave a, 'What-the-expletive?'"  When he and his hiking partner jumped up and began banging pans, the bear ambled off, and a shaken John checked himself for damage. "Not a scratch," he said.

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